Le Cuvier
By Bangkok Bob
[Article reprinted from the Pattaya Gazette, March 18, 2000]
Le Cuvier (variously translates from the French as
the “little barrel room” or less appropriately, the “little
laundry”) lies a few miles inland from the Pacific Ocean
on California’s Central Coast. The winery was founded in
1981 by co-owner/winemaker John Munch, but the Le Cuvier brand
itself was not established until some years later. Originally,
the winery bottled its wines under the brand name “Adelaida
Cellars.”
Under the guise of Adelaida Cellars, the winery remained a proprietorship
owned & operated by Munch until 1990, when he joined into a
partnership with the current owners of Adelaida Cellars. At that
time, a certain amount of the existing wines were held back by
Munch & bottled using his parallel Le Cuvier label. The first
Le Cuvier wines were a Cabernet Sauvignon & a Syrah (the latter
from the famed Hard Nose Vineyard owned by Munch), both from the
1988 vintage. Subsequent to 1988, very small amounts (under 2,000
combined cases yearly) of Le Cuvier wines have been made. Claiming
that a profound epiphany provoked his move, Munch ended his Adelaida
Cellars partnership in early 1999 to (as cliché goes) focus
his attention on Le Cuvier. A new Le Cuvier winery was almost built
in time for the 1999 harvest in the high hills west of Paso Robles.
Enter Mary Fox, Doctor of Organizational Psychology – while
researching the possibility of investing in vineyard property on
California’s Central Coast, Dr. Fox serendipitously engaged
Munch as consultant for her project in early 2000. She soon became
entrapped by the glamour & deeply refined complexity of the
Le Cuvier operation, & shortly thereafter joined with Munch
as an equal partner in the winery. In addition to her considerable
professional skills, Dr. Fox also brought much needed cash to the
partnership. She appears to have found a life project in her new
association where she now applies all of her energies in an attempt
at creating organizational order.
– Le Cuvier appears to have embarked upon
a program of downsizing, & the principals have both stated
unequivocally that wine production will never exceed 2,500 cases
per year. This writer observed that the winery’s capacity
is well beyond the self-imposed case limitation, & there is
clearly enough available space to produce something in the excess
of 15,000 cases per year. One suspects that an unreasonably protracted
barrel aging program, together with the winemaker’s phlegmatic
disposition, is the main factor limiting production.
– original work by famed English artist, John
Whittaker, depicts a pink snail traveling slowly, left to right,
as viewed through a triangle-shaped keyhole in a door rather psychedelic
in aspect.
– all kinds
of wines are being made.
– the winemaker lays claim to a special relationship
with micro-organisms, & apparently believes that so-called “wild” yeast
represent a multi-cellular global community of an interlinked,
intelligent life form. Use of commercial strains of yeast is eschewed
because, according to the winemaker, this would be tantamount to
use of slave labor, & of consequence represents a despicable
practice. Conversely, the peculiar winemaking process at Le Cuvier
is stated to be a voluntary collaboration between the winemaker
(or “wine herd” as he terms himself) & a wiling & excited
spiritual community of indigenous yeast. Sundry other creatures,
the latter of which are often described, erroneously he believes,
as "pathogens" by the oenology professionals, also take
part & pleasure in grape conversion. In practice, very little
effort of any kind appears to be expended in the process.
– Le Cuvier is an ecologically responsible
winery & vigorously supports Bat Conservation International
(“BCI”), though it is not clear whether or not that
organization appreciates the association. Nonetheless, the winery
requests that readers of this review contact BCI at www.batcon.org & enthusiastically
encourages everyone to join the international Chiroptetic movement
in support of bats & other flying mammals. Construction of
a municipal bat house is planned at the property in the near future.
– everything in bottle, & I
suspect everything in barrel as well. [click Unbiased Descriptions
for windy-words & details]
–Le Cuvier wines are sadly not available for sale in Thailand, nor almost anywhere else
outside of Paso Robles and environs, since we have become ‘members only’ and sell almost all of our wine to the esteemed members of our wine club, the Elliptical Society. However, we sometimes open membership for a time in February and then again in October, so please contact club@lcwine.com for current information on joining.
A NOTE ON THE AUTHOR OF THIS REVIEW: Robert Fallon (AKA “Bangkok
Bob”) was born in Detroit, Michigan, moving in his early
youth to California where he has lived for many years along the
Big Sur coast. In addition to being correspondent-at-large for
the Pattaya Gazette in Thailand, he spends his productive time
writing sensitive poetry & creating engrossed sculptings
of heavy metal. He is currently on extended stay in Bangkok researching
material for his forthcoming travel guide: A Concise Guide to
the
Flesh Pots of Thailand.
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